I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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