It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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