True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just cropdusted the office
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm just crazy horny about you
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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