But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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