honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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