worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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