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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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