gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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