Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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