i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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