Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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