Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
