would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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