I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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