the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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