Three words: puerto rican gang bang
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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