we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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