On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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