i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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