She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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