you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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