Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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