Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he fucked my hip out of place.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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