Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
MIDGETS
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My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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