So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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