What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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