He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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