Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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