did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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