id be glad to
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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