I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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