Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You pole danced in your parka.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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