Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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