Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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