if you like me you must not know who I am
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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