I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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