This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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