I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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