She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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