I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize