Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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