so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
