then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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