dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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