Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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