He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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