i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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