im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
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I can't stop crying I'm laughing so hard
just sharted reading this
the best text on here by far! LOLLERCOASTERS!
Rofflecopter Lollypops XD
OMG. Best text EVER!!
Laughed for 20 blocks at this one. Will probably laugh at random intervals for the next three days.
in tears!! omg.lmfao. r u single?
hahahahaha funniest thing I have ever heard
This is so much like someone I know LMAO!!!!
LOLOL!! at the text and at ROFFLECOPTER LOLLYPOPS!?!? Ridiculous. Thanks to both of u making my night.
This reminds me of a Denis Leary joke: "We went down to McLeary's last night and it was great! I shit my pants, and they gave me new pants!"
Guessed and lost. Classic
This is what you call a gamble and a loss
haha i think you might be one of my friends...
hahah, oh :( what a shame
I made that mistake once...
This is a real text.
Man there are a lot of people on here who shit treir pants.
Lmaooooooo
Your parents must be very proud.
"The Stones were there man!"
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