She said her name was "party"
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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