Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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