I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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