Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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