Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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