yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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