yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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