I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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