Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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