i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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