I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
