I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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