oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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